About 1900 invitations to the wedding of Prince William and Catherine Middleton in Westminster Abbey on 29 April 2011 were sent out. Ours must have got lost in the post.
Our invite to the wedding of Prince William and Kate
Still hasn’t been delivered yet, and now it’s much too late.
Oh well, it can’t be helped. I’ll think I’ll nip down the deli
For something nice to eat, and then we’ll watch it on the telly.