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Gordon Judge, 1999 to present. Please contact me if you'd like to use any of the poems. Email: geoverse@hotmail.co.ukThanks:
With thanks to my sources of inspiration: my wife and her Open University books; Horsham Geological Field Club, its speakers and field trips; my son for sharing his internet space; and, er, well, life, really.
Tag Archives: Signs
Hever hands
A troubling sign… Continue reading
Stork tork
These are definitely not the sort that (allegedly) deliver babies. Continue reading
Nest box
If a horse led to water won’t drink, what will a bird do when shown a new nest box? Continue reading
No fly-tipping
A public service thwarted by bureaucracy? Continue reading
Walk this way
But where to? Continue reading
Witch way
Well, this will be my story when my case comes up in court . . . There is a road in Somerset Of which you should beware. It’s like a wicked witch, who lures Car drivers to her lair. It … Continue reading
Animals Please Close The Gate
That’s what a sign said, on a gate in Wyle, Somerset. It was clearly intended for the local livestock, who presumably are able to read English. A nearby Animal explained its subversive subtext: “Animals please close the gate – Quickly, … Continue reading
Cats eyes removed
Cats of Dorset, beware! Continue reading
Ache’s and pain’s?
Yes, from this advert! Continue reading
Function denial 2
A barrier with attitude? Continue reading
Advertising works!
Didn’t sell much, though… Continue reading
Function denial
Sign design Continue reading
False pretences
Intelligent’s? Continue reading
White Wight?
A bleached Isle? Continue reading
Please rinse and return your milkman
I bottled out. . . Continue reading
Come naked!
An invitation declined Continue reading
Heavy plant crossing
Disappointingly ambiguous Continue reading
Free range eggs
Something for nothing? Continue reading
Sign of the times
Watch your language! Continue reading
Alarmed!
Behind the notice on the door Continue reading
Poor Santa
He’s not well, according to the signs Continue reading
Genesis
Which came first? And does it matter? Continue reading
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