Claiming an increasing litigiousness in British society, a headmaster has demanded that all young conker players at his school wear goggles while they do battle.

Put on goggles
For conkers?
The mind boggles –
It’s bonkers!
Claiming an increasing litigiousness in British society, a headmaster has demanded that all young conker players at his school wear goggles while they do battle.

Put on goggles
For conkers?
The mind boggles –
It’s bonkers!