To tweet or not to tweet, that was the question to which I thought I knew the answer – until my son implied it was an evolutionary imperative.
“I’ll never go on Twitter,
It’s birds who tweet, not me.”
That was the argument I’d use
Until just recently.
Until, that is, my son said:
“Dad, you’re behind the times.
You ought to get connected
So you can tweet your rhymes.”
Reluctantly, I signed up.
I checked the FAQs
And entered all my details.
It seemed I couldn’t lose.
But one Q wasn’t answered;
It bugs me. This is it:
On Twitter’s social network,
Is one who tweets, a Twit?